Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Outrage

Outrage

"People on social networks get outraged over everything."

"Like there weren't good reasons to get outraged! They make me sick!"

#OutragedMorons

Friday, August 19, 2016

Simulation

Simulation

"I have definitive proof that we live in a computer simulation. Look at this cell culture through the microscope."

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Confessional

Confessional

"Have you had impure thoughts, my child?"

"Oh, no, father. My thoughts have been pure lust."