Tuesday, March 30, 2010
"No, I don't hate you for being an atheist. I just pity you for not being humble enough to consider that there might be something greater than yourself."
"So, it takes an eternal, all-powerful being that created the universe for there to be something greater than yourself? Your humility overwhelms me."
"I hate you."
Friday, March 26, 2010
"In the last quarter, our market share has reached a historical low of .0000000000001%. We have never been stronger! Our shareholders can expect to get an envelope that used to contain money by the end of the current fiscal year."
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
"Suppose there's a ticking bomb hidden in a hospital and one of the bombers is in police custody. Wouldn't torture be justified to make him reveal the location of the device and save innocent lives?"
"Suppose the bombers say they will remotely defuse the bomb if you are tortured."
"Now you are bringing absurd suppositions."
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
"To prevent the chaos of a relativistic society where everything and anything is allowed, we must uphold the traditional definition of marriage as the union of a man and a woman..."
"... dissolved only by death."
"Well, there's no need to get fanatical about it, right?"