Friday, November 30, 2012
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
"Homeopathy has never proven to have any effect beyond placebo."
"You may think so, but it works for me."
"The economic model you favor tends to lower per capita income and raise poverty levels."
"You may think so, but it makes me richer."
Friday, November 16, 2012
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Friday, November 9, 2012
Every ruler's best friend!
Close the ranks!
"Enemikus wants to do us apart to destroy us. It is time for us to stand together as never before!"
Scare the undecided!
"Sure, you can withhold your support. But that's what Enemikus wants! He's using you!"
Dismiss the criticism!
"Those are malicious, slanderous rumors started by Enemikus and I will not dignify them with a reply."
Shift the blame!
"Enemikus has never given up trying to sabotage my plan and make it fail. Sadly, he has succeeded."
Buy now and get 2 Enemikuses for the price of 1.
Warning: Using more than one Enemikus may cause generalized confusion about which one is supposed to be hated at any given time.
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
"Look! A bumblebee! Did you know that, according to scalculations by scientists, bumblebees can't fly? Of course, since bumblebees don't know that, they just keep on flying happily."
"That is an urban legend. When you use the right aerodynamic approach, the bumblebee's flight is perfectly accounted for."
"Oh, so scientists say that bumblebees can fly. What geniuses they are! Will they figure out that water is wet next?"
"Get him, bumblebee! Get him!"