Friday, August 30, 2013

The terrible truth

The terrible truth

"Don't you see what's happening? Don't you see you're all slaves? There's an elite manipulating world events to keep us submissive! Stop ignoring the terrible truth! Open your eyes and face it!"

"But... What if you're wrong? What if there's no one at the top with that kind of control? What if things happen for reasons more complicated than "evil people rule the earth"? What if the world is a chaotic mess with no master plan to it?"

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Blockbuster

Blockbuster

"Stop! Don't you see violence leads nowhere? Come, let us work out our differences through dialog."

PACIFIST RIM

Friday, August 23, 2013

Ouija

Ouija

"Look! It's moving! It must be spirits! Or demons!"

"Or unconscious muscular movements."

"There's no such thing!"

Friday, August 16, 2013

Inspiration

Inspiration

"But it says here that—"

"Fool! You don't get it, right? I believe the Bible says what God inspires me to believe it says, not what we read with our fallible eyes!"

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Front page

Front page

THE DAILY

Media scandal

This front page is a smoke screen

This explosive, manufactured piece of news is being featured in a prominent place to distract public opinion.

The publisher, the mastermind

"This might be not the first time I do this," he said.

Friday, August 9, 2013

Congress

Congress

"Here, at this Congress on Scientific Spirituality, we are honored to have Master Chankramunda, who will teach us to cure acne with quantum meditation; Sister María Fulgence, who will explain that vaccination is the leading cause of reality television; and Nepomuceno Saldivar, creator of a system to obtain clean unlimited energy from beer froth."

"Wait a minute! Don't think I don't know what's going on! They've put each of us next to two charlatans to discredit us all!"

"Oh!"

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

New medicine

New medicine

"In acupuncture, the patient pays to have needles stuck in and heals. In homeopathy, the patient pays to be given granules and heals. In chiropractic, the patient pays for bone manipulation. And heals. This new modality does away with superfluous elements and distills alternative medicine to its pure active principle."

1st Congress on PayPathic Medicine.

Friday, August 2, 2013

Outsourcing

Outsourcing

"Why don't you draw Muhammad too? Craven atheist!"

"Why don't you do your own dirty work? Lazy Christian!"